I am Detective Mustachio.
By the way I recommend putting on this music while you study the investigation. Idk 0_0
It kind of.. puts you in the mood.
-Cough- *Ahem* Now, where were we?
As my files indicate, it all started like it was YESTERDAY. Yes.. yes...., I was in the local coffee shop, looking for clues.. clues... YES. CLUES! Okay.. I had my magnify glass out.. I was searching all over.. for clues. Then, suddenly.. I noticed.. GREEN SLIME. It was the most OBNOXIOUS, REPUGNANT, MOST GRUESOME GREEN SLIME YOU HAVE EVER SEEN. Oh, it got WORSE, I heard a stomp, and a stamp.. just.. it shook the whole coffee shop, okay?!?? I wasn't that quick,. *BRAINS*! You get the idea. I used my super secret device walkie talkie to get me out of this. It turned into a grappling hook! Don't believe me? Huh, look at THIS.
THAT WILL TEACH THOSE ZOMBIES A LESSON! Look at my awesome kick. HAHA!
Urm... (Oh btw I am a girl not a boy everyone calls me a boy.. i should really change my mask)
LOOK what I NOTICED. Fil and Eva...